Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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