Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
third nipple confirmed
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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