ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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