People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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