walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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