There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's like iHOP with fire
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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