I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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