Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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