i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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