you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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