p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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