Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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