You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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