This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm both gender and math confused
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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