idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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