I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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