i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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