i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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