I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
