gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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