We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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