i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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