Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
