I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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