im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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