what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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