Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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