i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
