My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i think i just lost a toe
I touched a dick in church today
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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