I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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