so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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