oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
