He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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