Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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