In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
