You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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