chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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