His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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