Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
tell me about the eggs
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