Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
