...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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