I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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