I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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