This is not my ceiling
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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