called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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