She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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