I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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