return my video game
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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