I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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