Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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