She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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