keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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