I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
A+ Viking dick
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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