it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
